Dear Uncle TM,
My wife and I were watching some old movies the other night and memories of my life started coming back and it almost overwhelmed me. The big thing that I noticed was all of the really sophisticated men were smoking and I got to thinking that I would really like to take it up again. The only problem that I can see is that I remember how difficult it was for me to get started and I can only imagine that since I haven’t smoked in almost a decade it might be hard again. So Uncle TM I was wondering if I started off with those nicotine patches except in reverse would it make my reentry into the sophisticated world easier?
Signed,
Smok’in Joe
Dear Smok’in Joe,
Being sophisticated in this dog eat dog world is really difficult. Rather than spending a bunch of money on nicotine patches I think you would be better off going back into the same closet that you smoked in for all those years after you told your wife that you had quit. Start off slow but I assure you that it is almost like learning to swim after you got out of the sack your daddy put you in – you never really forget.
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