Dear Uncle TM,
I am really tired of being a blond but I am afraid that if I don’t get rid of my blond roots all the hair color in the world won’t change me. I know that a dentist can do root canals so is there someone who can help me get rid of my blond roots?
Signed,
Root’in and Toot’in
Dear Root and Toot,
I’m afraid that I have some really bad news for you. I checked with a tree stump removal company and they confirmed my belief that blond roots are similar to tree roots. By that I mean, both run deep and provide the life blood that forms the essence of the being. Consequently, getting rid of them can only be accomplished by serious plucking or in tree stump terms, pulling them out. You will have to be extremely diligent otherwise in just a few weeks your head will be covered with little blond seedlings.
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