Dear Uncle TM,
Where are Genuines raised and what do they look like? I keep seeing these jackets and purses that say they are made with Genuine Leather but for the life of me I don’t know anything about them. I figure they must be a pretty big animal because a lot of those jackets are XXL and some even bigger. The other thing is that they must live in a fairly warm area of the world because the leather seems pretty slim unless they are slicing it up that way. The biggest part of my confusion is since the price on the stuff they are selling is so low there must be a bunch of them but like I said I have never seen them.
Signed,
Leather Face
Dear Leather Face,
Some people would try to get you to believe that Genuine Leather products are the leather that is left over after the top grade leather has been removed. While this may be true in some cases the majority of Genuine Leather comes from a secret Genuine ranch located in Arizona close to the Mexican border. The real Genuine is a cross between Javanese House Geckos, Indian House Lizards and the American Hare. Since the reproductive cycle of the Genuine is only 15 days, a new crop of the thin skinned, rather large cross-critter leather can hit the market twice a month. What do they look like? It is really best not to know. Inside sources have told me that pictures of the Genuine have been used to scare rodents and other pests to death.
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