Mi Momma naemt me aftur the man dat delivert me. I went to schul and all. Made Momma prowd when they said I lernt spellin the best cuz I cud here the sounds so good. No won has evar ben willin to call me by mi ferst name and I don’t get it. What if no won called yu Uncle. Momma said the man were a geenyus!
Sincerly,
Doctor Hatfield
Dear Mr. Hatfield,
I am going to go out on a limb and assume that you are a single man. I don’t know why I feel that way but it just seems reasonable. Fortunately I receive letters everyday from desperate and forlorn mothers who would like for their daughter to marry a doctor. Few are very specific about the type so if you would like for me to pursue this on your behalf my fee is quite reasonable and I do accept trade.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice at TMSharp@gmail.com or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. Light and humorous, the book will show you that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com
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