Dear Uncle TM,
I am so relieved and I just had to tell someone. I think that I have finally found a job for my brother in law. Yesterday when I was at the beauty shop I overheard a couple of the ladies talking and they were saying that the government was now hiring some senseless workers and they were going to pay them some pretty big bucks. I will tell you Uncle TM the first person that I thought of was my brother in law. He has always been down on his luck but I really think that 90% of it is his fault and he shouldn’t have married all those other women before he got around to my sister. Anyway Uncle TM do you know anything about this?
Signed,
Peggy Sue
Dear Peggy,
To a certain degree you are right. Our founding fathers knew that the popularity of any government worked in a cycle of about ten years. For example everything was OK with England in 1766 but by 1776, “Katie Bar The Door”! That being said, they knew that the best way to keep everybody happy was to provide some jobs counting the people (pork) every ten years and when the people calmed down, they could eliminate those jobs and use the money saved to build bridges over deer crossings. So Peggy in 2010, the cycle came around and like clockwork the jobs were created. However this time, in the spirit of transparency, the current administration decided to call the jobs senseless.
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