A LETTER ABOUT NOSES

Dear Uncle TM,
I don’t know about you but sometimes when I am out in public I have an overwhelming need to pick my nose. Anyway after a lot of thought I have come up with a really nifty tool that I am going to call Herb’s Nose Pick. You can use this device when you are out with people or if you want to it works just fine at home. You can clip it to your shirt pocket or the ladies could carry it in their purse. The only problem Uncle TM is that I can’t seem to come up with a slogan, something that will catch people’s attention. Can you help me on this?
Signed,
Herb
Dear Herb,
How about, “Got Snot”?
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