Dear Uncle TM,
I really think that someone is breaking into my house and using my hair brush. Every morning when I open the drawer to get it out to brush my hair after I shower there is a bunch of grey hair in it. I know that my wife isn’t using it because she has put that color stuff on her hair for years and years and years. Uncle TM do you think I should set up one of those security cameras so I can find out who would sink so low to break into a house and use another man’s hair brush?
Signed,
Hair of the Dog
Dear Hair of the Dog,
I understand your fear but I think you should look more kindly upon that unfortunate soul who can’t afford a brush of his own. First you need to tell your wife about the burglaries and then tell her that you feel that the right thing to do would be to put a dollar bill underneath your brush each morning. I think that not only will you find the dollar bill gone the next time you brush your hair, you will feel good about helping out someone in need.
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