Dear Uncle TM,
I don’t know if I should be happy or sad. Ever since I was a little boy I have wondered how I was going to turn out in life. I know that is a really hard question for a teenager to get an answer to but I became obsessed with wanting to know. Finally, in desperation and I think to get me to shut up my parents enrolled me in a private school. My first days at Nostradamus High School were okay but they seemed to have an air about them like they knew how you were going to turn out but they wouldn’t tell you for some reason or the other. When I couldn’t take it anymore I broke into the Principal’s office and pulled out my file. Just as I started reading it the police came into the office and arrested me. Now I am in reform school and all I can remember from the file was that it said that I would end up in the slammer at an early age. Needless to say, the police came in and arrested me before I could read the second sentence. Uncle TM I don’t know who to turn to. Do you have any insight about my future?
Signed,
In The Jail House Now
Dear Jail House Now,
Yes, I do. I have examined writings from all over the world in an effort to find an answer for you. Fortunately among the documents I looked at I found something that I believe directly relates to you. From some early Mayan writings I can tell that something interesting will happen to you in 2012. Thanks for writing and keep some bird seed on your window sill.
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