A LETTER ABOUT WEIGHT

Dear Uncle TM,
I know it is going to be hard for you to understand what I have been going through but I am still going to try. For years I have been trying to loose some weight and it seemed that every diet I tried didn’t work. In fact on some of them I would put on a few more pounds. Finally I found one that worked and even though it took me over a year to get down to a pretty good looking size I am now faced with an even heavier problem. My husband wants to get a family portrait taken and then he wants to send it to every relative that he can think of. While that might seem okay to just about anyone else you have to understand Uncle TM that my relatives are probably the most critical people in the world and they have never given me any rest when it comes to my weight. So even though I have lost all this weight I heard the other day that the camera will add a whopping fifteen pounds and I just know that their tongues won’t stop wagging. Is there any hope for me?
Signed,
Almost Just Right
Dear Almost Just,
The camera will only add ten pounds.
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