A LETTER ABOUT LYING

Dear Uncle TM,
I know that this may seem a little silly to you but this is something that has been bothering me for awhile. Every so often I hear people saying that someone is lying through their teeth. I can understand that you can pick up on the fact that someone is lying but, what if they don’t have any teeth anymore? The reason that I ask this is because of my Uncle Febus. Uncle Febus could never finish a sentence without stretching the truth. Everyone in the family was always saying that you shouldn’t take anything that he said as fact because he was always lying through his teeth. Well a few years ago he had all of his teeth pulled and since he lied to the dentist about paying him he never got any false teeth. Uncle TM as it turns out even though Uncle Febus lost his teeth it didn’t change him. He is still that lying no good that he always was but the problem is that everybody is still saying that he lies through something that is not even there. Should this be bothering me?
Signed,
Always Floss
Dear Always Floss,
It sounds like the whole family exaggerates.
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