Dear Uncle TM,
My husband and I are what they call first time home buyers so we are fairly new to the housing game. Anyway we picked up several of those real estate magazines and started watching one of those shows where they roll through all the houses in the area. What struck me as odd was that I would see any number of agents that looked like they had just gotten out of high school yet under their picture they were saying that they had over 30 years experience in the business. Uncle TM do they know some kind of youth formula that I am not aware of and if they do wouldn’t they make more money selling that stuff instead of real estate?
Signed,
Renting but looking
Dear Renting but looking,
Advertising is like hair. As you may recall in your high school science courses, the shaft of the hair on your head is dead. That is why it doesn’t hurt when you cut it. Yet at the same time when you watch TV you are told that what you really need is a healthy head of hair. So you are probably wondering, how can you be healthy and dead at the same time? The answer is that with the right conditioning and a little photo shop even a well seasoned professional can look like a spring chicken with a “healthy” head of deceased hair.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. In it you will find that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com
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