Friday, August 21, 2009

A LETTER ABOUT PRD

Dear Uncle TM,
I suffer from PRD which is commonly known as Pack Rat Disorder. It seems that I just can’t bring myself to get rid of things. I have literally made my husband build a bigger house just to satisfy my disorder. It is so bad Uncle TM that when I bring myself to throw something away I find myself out at the trash can within an hour getting it back. Last week I tried to cancel my trash service but the city wouldn’t let me without also cutting off my water. This has gotten really depressing because we don’t walk through our house, we crawl over it.
Signed,
PRDer
Dear PRDer,
I think you really need to look on the positive side of things because often times the good out weighs the bad. For example, just last week the President of the United States basically said that if you look at Fed Ex and UPS, they are doing alright but then the Post Office is another story. By that example we can see that two positives can overcome one negative. In your situation with the PRD, you have to think of the good that you are doing by helping a builder and any relative who visits you won’t have to stay very long. The only negative I can see is all the money you wasted on that new vacuum.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. In it you will find that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com

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