Dear Uncle TM,
I have always been able to see very well. In fact, you might say that I have super vision and I can sure see a lot better than my mother. The other day when she was talking to my Aunt Looney (that is not her real name but that is how she acts most of the time) she said that all I needed was a little super vision. Uncle TM, where is she coming from? You would think that if she knows anyone, she would know me.
Signed,
Almost Thirteen
Dear Almost Thirteen,
You have to realize that your mother is much older than you and that she suffers from what has been called “The Reverse Knowledge Bell Curve”. By that I mean from the day you were born her general knowledge started to decrease and unfortunately it will continue for a few more years before it bottoms out. Then slowly she will start to regain knowledge until she is barely back to your level of knowledge and understanding. Good luck on your super vision. I heard that they are expecting some job openings soon on 20/20.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. In it you will find that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com
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