Dear Uncle TM,
I think we need to come up with a way to please everybody or at least the people who are having trouble today with the way the economy is. I have thought and thought and I know that all the guys in Washington are thinking all the time for a way to make everybody happy but no one has come up with a solution. Uncle TM do you have any ideas?
Signed,
Concerned Citizen
Dear Concerned Citizen,
The way to please everyone is really quite simple. All we need to do is to print our currency on smaller pieces of paper. First, this will allow the government to print more money at a lower printing cost. Second, by printing more money more people will be able to get their economic stimulus. Third, it will please the environmentalists who are concerned about the trees. Fourth, it will provide jobs by the need to remake and install all of the change machines in the country. Fifth, it will save on energy because all of the old money could be burned to generate electricity. See wasn’t that simple?
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