A LETTER ABOUT PREDICTIONS

Dear Uncle TM,
I just bought this new book that is making predictions about stuff that was going to happen last year. It is almost like reading an old newspaper because this guy has been able to see things just the way they happened. For example he was able to pick every one of the winners in the last election, he knew what happened to the stock market and he even predicted all of the earth quakes. On the cover of the book he claims to be Nostradamus’s great nephew but somehow in the back of my mind I am really wondering if he is a fraud. Uncle TM I could order the 2009 Prediction book that will come out next February for $24.95 but I was wondering what you thought?
Signed,
Waiting and Wondering
Dear Waiting and Wondering,
Uncle TM has just finished his latest book, “Has the World Ended Yet?” It is a comprehensive study that opens a new way to view the end of times. So often authors write endless volumes filled with pure speculation about that subject, while failing to realize that the entire subject can be consolidated into an eco-friendly one page book. Uncle TM sincerely believes that if you are willing to purchase the book you wrote him about, then you need his book as a companion. Send all relevant bank information to Uncle TM by return mail and he will be on the next train out.
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