Dear Uncle TM,
We have been trying to get some nice furniture for our house but with our limited funds we are only able to buy one thing at a time. Anyway I had put aside enough to make our next purchase so I went down to this new furniture store that had been advertising all over Television. After I walked in, what looked like a nice young man came up to me and asked how he could help me. Without a thought I told what I really wanted was one night stand. I know what I said but he apparently thought I meant something else because he almost immediately started hitting on me. Uncle TM being a married woman, I got so mad I walked out of the store and I don’t think I will ever go back.
Signed,
Miffed in Michigan
Dear Miffed,
You can’t be too careful in a furniture store. I have found that they are often filled with lazy boys just sitting on the floor waiting to take advantage of the next person with some money.
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