Dear Uncle TM,
I just don’t know how it happened and I am really afraid to admit this to my wife but the other night we were watching TV and I guess I was rambling on and on about something. Without any warning she picked up the remote control, pointed it at me and pressed the mute button. Uncle TM I don’t know what came over me but I couldn’t get another word to come out of my mouth. So I just sat there in complete silence until she left the room. After she was gone I retrieved the remote and as an experiment when she came back in the room I secretly pointed it at her and pushed the mute button but nothing happened. What is going on?
Signed,
Silent Papa
Dear Silent Papa,
You have been a victim of an international secret women’s conspiracy designed to silence all men and take over the decision making process that has kept our world with absolute peace and security for centuries. I believe that she purchased the controller thru the mail. It is being sold under the code name MM which stands for Male Muter. Get that device of destruction and division out of your house and just hope she didn’t take advantage of their clever buy one get one free offer.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. In it you will find that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com
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