Dear Uncle TM,
I am a tour bus driver in Washington, D.C. I have been doing this for years and I really enjoy my job especially when I watch the reactions of people when I drive by the Capital Building, the Monuments and the White House. The problem is that over the past few months I have been having what must be visions or I am loosing my mind. I see these guys dressed in black suits and wearing sunglasses run up to the side of my bus. It looks like they are carrying a body. Then as I see them running away I hear a thump, thump but when I look into my rear view mirror there is nothing there. I guess what ever they had disappeared into thin air or this is all in my head. Uncle TM have I gone over the edge?
Signed,
Driver
Dear Driver,
No you haven’t gone over the edge. Being in Washington you have had the opportunity to literally watch our government at work and as a concerned citizen you should volunteer to put in a few extra hours driving your bus around so that a few more embarrassments can be eliminated.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. In it you will find that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com
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