Dear Uncle TM,
For all my life I have thought that people were really going nuts when they would say that my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Well apparently I didn’t listen them because as the years went by my stomach just grew and grew. It got to the point that there weren’t enough X’s on the size chart. Well anyway I finally went to this heavy weight doctor and he did what they call a gastric bypass on me and now even though I am getting into my out of style clothes another big problem has come up. Uncle TM every time I look at the little balls of food that I eat all I can see are eyeballs staring at me and they are bigger than my stomach. Because of that I am having trouble eating anything. Is there anything that I can do?
Signed,
Winky
Dear Winky,
We are what we eat.
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