A LETTER ABOUT DUCKS

Dear Uncle TM,
Let me say from the very beginning of this letter, I Love Ducks. I think they are the most beautiful creatures on earth. They can walk, talk, swim and fly. They have been about the best spokesman for any company around. They motivate people to fly south when it gets really cold. If you are wondering about where I am going with this I will tell you now. About every other day I hear my mother saying that Aunt Blanche is an odd duck. First, I don’t believe that there are any odd ducks and second, Aunt Blanche is about the scariest person you will ever see and Uncle TM to compare her to my fine feathered friends is an insult to their good name. What can I do to solve this problem?
Signed,
Quack Lover
Dear Quack,
I don’t know how I can thank you. My Uncle Donald Drake has always talked about a little sister that was lost in a terrible snow storm many years ago. We just assumed that he was talking through those strong spirits he has consumed for decades. However, with the assistance of our local police missing persons department and their ability to determine matching similarities between siblings it has been determined that your Aunt Blanche is actually Daisy Drake the long lost sister. I will be waddling over to tell the Drakes the good news as soon as I put my quill down.
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