Dear Uncle TM,
Early this morning I woke up in a cold, cold sweat. I had just had a terrible dream about a movie that was called, “Czarzilla”. It was about an appointed government official who had gone mad and was marching through Washington and covering all the buildings with zillions and zillions of dollars. Bureaucrats were dropping like flies because with all the money thrown on top of them they just couldn’t breathe or take off work right at 5 o’clock. Just before I woke up Uncle TM, the printing office at the Treasury Department had just caught on fire because of overheated printing presses. Wow, I hope I never have another one like that one.
Signed,
Teetotaler
Dear Teetotaler,
You have nothing to fear. You simply fell asleep while watching the news.
When it seems that your life is without hope and direction, you need to either write to Uncle TM for comprehensive and compassionate advice or check out his book, “Uncle TM’s Advice to the Forlorn and Desperate”. In it you will find that when compared to others, your problems are few! Go to www.uncletm.com
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