A LETTER ABOUT MILK

Dear Uncle TM,
I don’t know if I have ever been more confused. I was watching this news program this morning and they had this dairy farmer guy on there talking about his business and all the long hours that he has to put in. Then he said something that nearly blew me away. Standing right there with the reporter he said that since he had been in the dairy business so long he had milk in his veins. Uncle TM I have seen red blood, heard of blue blood but for the life of me I have never heard of milk blood. Can you help me out on this?
Signed,
Wanting to know
Dear Wanting to know,
I guess you are not aware that every human being has his share of white blood cells. Now until I received your letter I didn’t have any idea where they came from. Of course what you have done is open a bag of worms because I have also heard of so many things that are in people’s blood that it really makes me wonder how we ever find the right matches for transfusions. Thanks a lot.
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